May 20, 2023
Switch sides swiftly, then I'm
onside chippin'
Catch me online 'cause my team stay winning
You know how it is
They're gonna put it in the paper like, "Which baller is
this?"
I hide my face and wear the mask in the vids
What is the true identity of the supposed Premier League footballer turned masked, mystery rapper Dide?
Arsenal forward Eddie Nketiah? No chance. Unless we're mistaken, at no point does anyone say current Premier League footballer. We're old school - our money's on Sir Les Ferdinand.
And on with the show...
Notebooks out completists, here's the playlist in full...
* The inspiration for this week's lyrical heading.